Posted 1 day ago

jessdrawz:

Here are some doodles and stuff from my twitter lol 

Every once in a while I’ll do a sketch dailies topic or i’ll post some progress shots of stuff i’m working on… I even do some twitter collabs with other great artists! So if you’re into that, check out my twitter yo

Posted 1 day ago
If a girl called you daddy would you be turned on?
Anonymous asked

officialnorthamerica:

I’m 16, sometimes the wind blowing turns me on

Posted 1 day ago

busket:

“gamecube is now considered a classic console”

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Posted 1 day ago

Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

(Source: flyingscotsman)

Posted 1 day ago
Can I call you? I miss the sound of your voice.
Posted 1 day ago
nosdrinker:

this is the teacher from the incredibles

nosdrinker:

this is the teacher from the incredibles

(Source: yimmyayo)

Posted 1 day ago

kuzco2000:

what the hell’s a laker

Posted 1 day ago

[TW: rape]

This is the rape joke:
My best friend was four years old the first time his father came into his room at midnight and tore out his throat. He still has days when I cannot hold him because the memory of a bleeding trachea haunts his doorway. He has not been home for the holidays in many years, but – even now – hands are seen as weapons.

This is the rape joke:
I have been told by more than twenty people that they have been raped. To all of them, I asked where the rapist was. From none of them, I heard ‘jail.’

This is the rape joke:
Once my brother told me that I was so ugly, I would be a virgin forever. Unless someone raped me. But even they wouldn’t come back for seconds.

This is the rape joke:
I believed him.

This is the rape joke:
I now look at every woman on the street and wonder if the space between her legs is a crime scene, surrounded by ripped caution tape. The statistics tell me that this is so common that I will never be in a room that does not contain a survivor. Not even if I am in that room alone.

This is the rape joke:
I was thirteen years old, and he was supposed to be just a friend.

This is the rape joke:
When his older brother came home, the boy pulled away. He wiped the tears from my face and said ‘we should do this again some time.’

This is the rape joke:
When I finally told my parents, they asked what I had been wearing.

This is the rape joke:
I had been wearing my innocence. My trust. I had worn the love I held for humanity and expected to be treated well. I had never been taught that I would be that girl, the one who keeps a mine of secrets between her legs – that girl was the slut. I wasn’t supposed to be breakable.
What had I been wearing? I wore the rape joke, then I became it.

This is the Rape Joke | d.a.s

After Lora Mathis’s poem “the Rape Joke

(via sulkiness)

Posted 1 day ago

croutoncat:

i have hit rock bottom and its only tuesday

Posted 1 day ago

deansass:

omg-castiel:

i just said "CHRISTO"to my math teacher and he flinched and when i panicked he told me that i needed to go to the nurse’s office and lay down for a while

jfc guys there is a demon in my school pls help

one time I whispered christo in the hallway for fun and this girl screamed

Posted 1 day ago

maddehhey:

oprahsmom:

toocooltobehipster:

how is he posting this from 4 months in the future

this was taken in February

americans

(Source: memewhore)

Posted 1 day ago

itsmemacleod:

did anyone else have trouble waterbending last night?

Posted 1 day ago

battleroyale2wasashitmovie:

I’m not even mad about the n-word like I just honestly can’t stop laughing

I don’t even understand what he is saying.

(Source: coalgirls)

Posted 2 days ago

youkaiyume:

Mikasa Ackerman: One Woman Army

Mikasa can take on all those titans without all y’all.

Obviously another parody of this wartime propaganda poster.

I’ve always wanted to do one.

A tribute to Episode 7 of the “attack on titan” anime when everyone was losing their shit and Mikasa’s just like STOP IT. You don’t even need to do anything, I’ll take care of it you babies.

Will probably be available as a poster for Fanime 2014 and Anime Expo!

Posted 2 days ago
tell us your most embarrassing story
Anonymous asked

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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