Posted 17 hours ago

lamapalooza:

ellendegeneres:

That’s one way to handle the heat.

Ellen: “….kay”

Posted 17 hours ago

(Source: tarou4)

Posted 17 hours ago
Posted 1 day ago

deanisanactualprincess:

greatjaggi:

Every Dorito is a triangle but not every triangle is a Dorito

did you just make a contrapositive statement about doritos

Posted 1 day ago

animalsdancing:

Super grumpy because we woke her up from cuddling the pig

Posted 1 day ago

I love you. Most ardently.

(Source: ashleybensons)

Posted 1 day ago

elijahelegia:

newsketches:

2007excalibur2007:

rapidbeta:

egobus:

omg my little brother was using my computer and look at his search history

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so embarrassing

"sonic with boobies"

sonic fanfiction

Sexy anime girls with boobs

did anyone read the whole list

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago

gbcnt:

Terry Crews on Ray Rice.

Posted 1 day ago

wifi-wizerd:

LOOK AT HIM HE IS THE TEA

Posted 1 day ago

ohana-means-famiree:

poshcoughing:

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

This week on america copies everything from Britain.

HOLD THE FUCK UP

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Posted 1 day ago

abbythenormalone:

fortheloveofneps:

marththebland:

I can’t believe this is what our president and vice president spend their time on. We’re in 15 trillion dollars of debt, and millions of people are homeless, and abortion is still legal, and instead of signing bills to fix these things our president is doing this. Well I’m glad you’re having fun, you fucking bitch. Fuck the United States. /rant

WAITNDO YOU THINK THISNIS A REAL THING????
THIS IS SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE OH MY GOD

THIS IS THE BEST POST EVER I’M CRYING 

Posted 1 day ago
iwishihadafather:

officialwhitegirls:

and you wonder how i stole your man sweetie

this is way too much going on here

iwishihadafather:

officialwhitegirls:

and you wonder how i stole your man sweetie

this is way too much going on here

Posted 1 day ago

sawamuraeijun:

it is september 20th, the technical start of the autumn season. you sigh to yourself, letting the baseball cap in your hands fall to the ground. it’s no longer summer. your hat is off your head, and not worn backwards. it is no longer time to fucking party.

Posted 1 day ago

billy-pilgrims:

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]